today i wake up in the morning. i wake up wash my face and brush teeth. then i go to skool. i go to skool to study. i study finish i go to the bus take the bus go home. i reach home late late. then i go n pompom. then after i pompom i go online. i go online come here write what happened today. and today nothing happened.
little luna went to town
riding in MRT
wenjie called and said "ah meh ah!"
"come back home buy loti"
the peaceful afternoon was shattered by a most unearthly scream .... "WAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
"TUA LENG KONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! long zhong siam ah!!!!!!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh..........." tabe yelled as he ducked and rolled for cover.
*BOOM*
unfortunately, tabe reacted too slowly and the force of the explosion threw tabe into the far corner of the wall.
sakuya wasn't spared the onslaught - the entire shelf of J-Rock cds collapsed on him and buried him deep under.
for a moment there was silence as the cloud of dust settled...
"tabe!!!!!!! where are you?!?!?" sakuya shouted, "help me out!!!"
"eh? :D?" came the response.
"tabe help me!!!! i cant breathe!!! the Kagrra cds are drowning me!!!" sakuya pleaded.
"eh? who the u?" tabe asked.
"nabei! tabe! ppl wanna die liao u still wanna act cute!" sakuya swore.
"ah? deh? heh? who?" tabe said.
"kaopeh lar! get me out of here! too much cds!!! ahhhhhh!!!" sakuya yelled.
"doh? :O?" tabe asked, bewildered.
"walao forget it! i'll swim out of here myself" sakuya gave up and started swimming his way out the the pool of Indies cds.
He limped over to tabe and smacked him in the head. "u idiot! i almost died ok!"
"deh?" came the response as tabe stared at sakuya wide-eyed.
"walao eh! yar liao lor.... u idiot! look wat happened to ur head!" sakuya scolded the wide-eyed kid who kept staring at him in bewilderment.
sakuya sighed at the unresponsive tabe, "see lar, tabe... now u turn gong liao... all becos u cant keep ur mouth shut..... this is what u get when u make toriko blow up."
"eh?" came the response...
bibi ate a carrot stick
had a slice of carrot cake
drank a glass of carrot milk
and downed a bowl of carrot stew
but bibi still very hungry
off went bibi to the carrot farm
raided every carrot patch
overturned the carrot truck
and gobbled all the poor little carrots
today the carrot is an endangered vegetable
once there was a tele
who sat on a ferry
down the river sailed he
along came pinkspider
which surfaced from under
and toppled tele's ferry over
quickly swam tele
for his dear life "Hail Mary!"
"From this spider deliver me"
the spider came soon after
swam right behind that sucker
and dragged tele down under
i stare at the sky dark dark
the tewpid moon shine bright bright
the emerson call
the me answered
said he "tabe pls dun be late"
said tabe "who the fuck tokking u?"
said he "pls be serious lar!"
said tabe "huh?"
said he "one more time ah!"
said tabe "say what?"
and so tabe went solo
harrrrrr!!!!!! tabetabetabetabetabetabetabetabetabetabe
