"That which does not kill me makes me cuter." - tele Nietzsche

Friday, May 23, 2003
Ruben won the American idol! Makes no diff to me who won though - can't really be bothered. But it mattered big time to my smallest sister!
YAAAAAYYY!!! \(^-^)/
So fun to irritate her! HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Clay fans. Take that. :p
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
Fuck man, I dreamt I bought that huge Transformers toy Scorponok. I could even remember the price! About $170. It was so real, I was playing with it and could even see inside the packaging...
So when I woke up... AYYYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!! Bloody shit!!!!!! GONEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
!@##@!!@!@!!!!!!!?!?!>!>@>@!!!!!!!
t______t"~
Saturday, May 17, 2003
Yesterday (tele re-mix '03)

Yesterday, all my pimples seemed to dry away
Now it looks like they would burst and spray
Oh I believe in yesterday

Suddenly, they're now twice the size they used to be
So many spots growing all over me
Oh how they come so suddenly

Why they had to come I don't know
God wouldn't say
I said something wrong now I long for yesterday

Yesterday, Oxy made my days so bright and gay
Now with no face I hide away
Oh I believe in yesterday

Why they had to grow I don't know
Lord wouldn't say
Now they're gonna burst how I long for yesterday

Yesterday, beauty care services made my day
Now I need to powder all the way
Oh I believe in yesterday

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Disclaimer: I love this original song, really. The lyrics here have been altered for pure innocent fun, not meant for insult in any form. Apologies to those who take offence. Dear irate readers, in order to best appease to your anger, please direct your mouse cursor to the "X-Box" on the top right hand corner of this window and click.
Wednesday, May 14, 2003
Which Enemy of the Christian Faith Are You?
http://robertandtim.topcities.com/quiz/christ/christquiz.html

Philosopher/Scientist
think - about - it

Now that I know what you're thinking, how can you be both? While it's true that in most situations, scientists and philosophers bear little-to-no common traits, when it comes to the crusade against the Christian faith, you'll find that they are brothers in arms. Yes, you are a philosopher/scientist, and as such you make your way through rigorous questioning and tireless searching to develop your opinions on religion. It is by poking your finger so readily and frequently that you have discovered the many holes in Christianity, or as you like to call it, the "Christ-hype". Whether you're a deep-thinking semi-Socrates, or a logic-loving near-Newton, Christianity knows you by one name... "Threat"

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hmmm, quite zhun, i loves to ponder if the situation is right.
Emerson, please don't kill me... WHAWHHAHAWHAHHWHAHAWHAHAHAAHWAAAAAAA :PP

The Chemical Instrument Pipette

I am the Chemical Instrument Pipette.
You are here for experiments in the lab.
But I pity your results.

You can't resist the Chemistry teachers in your sight.
They have no mercy if you're not right.
If you make mistakes they'll not be your guide.

Yet if you score, the JCs will take you.
And in failure, simply reject you.
But in your appeals, they dissuade you.

Better study, don't just play,
Your teachers have warned.
Monday, May 12, 2003
Slept only at 9 this morning.
Had this great super dooper idea last night of consolidating my entire collection of cds, - concert/MTV clips, music, JRock, JPop, Metal, OSTs, Retro and what have you into a .txt file list detailing cost and date of purchase. Even my toys too. Phhooooooohhhh... Its prolly 95% complete - a little loopholes and human biasedness here n there. Had to pull out my stack of hardly touched CD cases from under my bed and cross check with old journals from '99 till today.
So while at it, over four years of recorded experience flashed past in an instantaneous 7-8 hours dead of night. Lotsa army experience, lots of stupid things, dumb moments and things that I would go "YEEAACCKKK!! That kind of embarassing thing won't happen today!".
Happy moments + Sad moments + Funny episodes + Cherished times + Regretful times + Times of gladness + Sneaky successes = Mixed feelings.
And oooohhh... how I've changed... hohoho~~ change in tastes, change in perception, change of style, change of ideas and in views... Why did I ever bother to go through all those fake post-JC class gatherings --"? And so many CDs and wasted dollars... EARRGGGGHHHHH!!!@@##@@!#$!! Must start selling them out, get some cash... Any JPOP fans? HEHHEHHEHHEHHEH
Ack~" Mindblock prevents me from elaborating further...
Anyways, feeling eager now (^-^) ... gonna join the vampire Lesta... NO!!... Emerson i mean (goodness~), the Incredible Gish and my eight-legged "daughter" to watch X-Men2 pretty soon now.
Heh... maybe another four years time I look back here, I might think I'm acting like a stupid embarassing fool today.
Hah! No shit! Oh Fack it! =P
X-Men2!!! Here I come!!! \(^O^)/
Thursday, May 08, 2003
Tuupid Jo~~!# This kind of thing also wanna post on ur blog. Humpxxx (~-~)"~ Nebermine, I help u post here also~ bleahhh :p

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Sat, April 12, 2003:
Went to meet Ed at Heeran to play abit of Sengoku. Jonathan was there playing Winning Eleven, as usual. After which I went outside and sat down with Shirl. Qiaoling, Rimei and Iris came a while later followed by Tabe. Pinku came with Noshuu, Chloe and Toriko. Tabe started doing his transformers nonsense again §-___-;

Tabe: (imitates Starscream's voice) Megatron! No!
lordMikan: Shuddap la u Sexscream
Tabe: (imitates Megatron's voice) Starscream, you fool!
lordMikan: Scrotumtron ah. Hahaha
Tabe: (makes transforming noises)
lordMikan: Tabe, you and your transforming cock*
Tabe: ......
Pinku: ........
lordMikan: ......
Pinku: hahahaha
Tabe: Eh sial la
lordMikan: Oops.. §^^;;

*Note: I had meant it to be something like "you and your transforming nonsense" but as you can see it got interpreted the wrong way :Þ

........ Seems like a lot of people came down today. Tabe was drawing a dragon's body and pinku was drawing a dragon's head. Tabe couldn't finish the body cos he didn't realise that the paper wasn't enough.. and Pinku didn't know how to draw the neck of the dragon. So I suggested that they put the 2 drawings together.. and the result wasn't bad at all. Looks like Gon with wings.. Quite nice §^^

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eh sial.... i don even remember this liaoz.... whahahaha
thats wat a jojo's blog is good for *slaps jojo's blog silly* :p
Arghh im so toopid! ":| Last year end, after completing the school semester, I didnt have particularly fond memories of the Java computing module, so i deleted everything i had installed into my com that had to do with that Java module... But i ended up deleting some essential java files that rendered my Internet Explorer incapable of performing certain essential tasks like viewing my NUS mail popup windows as well as the "view all addresses option" when sending stuff via hotmail.
So i resorted to Netscape. Although i ve been 'handicapped' with so many java stuffs disabled, Netscape managed to provide me acess to the important stuffs that IE couldnt.
It's only today that i went to download this java program that everything became normal again. EAARRGHHH~~~!! Took me 1 full semester to fix this problem.
Stupid the me~~ ( 'x' )?"~?
Netscape has been slow to activate once u leave it inactive for some time, and it could take over a minute (#@$%!@#!@##) before it can be responsive to ur mouse clicks!
IE is much 'lighter' and "response friendly". Good~! Im sticking back to IE now. Netscape shall become a supplement. It still has certain advantages over IE. Wanna make things work (esp. downloads), use Netscape. Wanna surf fast, use IE. Hurhurhurhur --"
Wednesday, May 07, 2003
tele-tabe puts his hands together, crosses his legs and floats "I shall meditate and then destroy you."
If you were _______, what would you be?
[a flower] - poppy flower, nice n addictive (^-^)
[a fruit] kiwi - furry n brown (>.<)
[a vegetable] - small and round potato
[a spice] - chili >:P
[a color] - blue

Short Answer
[are you left handed or right handed?] right
[are you smart?] im a genius, serious, trust me, gimme 80 years and i'll prove it to u
[how many personalities do you have?] as many as it takes to form a character
[how many piercings do you have?] zilch
[tattoos?] yeah manson has them
[what was your first word?] apple
[are you superstitious?] in a scientific and rational way
[do you read your horoscope?] used to, now i break them down, disect, analyse, critique and attack :D
[do you believe in that stuff?] huh?
[can you do a cartwheel?] the number of cartwheels i can do is inversely proportional to my age
[do you have bangs?] wtf is a bangs?!?
[do you have contact lenses?] yes
[can you drive?] for a while
[what do you drive?] my mother nuts
[do you snore?] bad sleeping positions will result in that... i seldom have bad sleeping positions
[do you drool in your sleep?] when my face is down
[do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?] i use water
[do you keep a journal?] yes

[what languages do you know?] english, chinese, hainanese, cantonese, teeny bit of malay, pathetic collection of japanese, elven, orcish, trollish, goblin, dwarven, gnomish, halfling and ogrish
[whats the best awards show?] the ones they dont let u watch
[do you like onions?] depends
[do you like cotton candy?] yeshie!
[what words do you overuse?] currently, "no shit"
[what do you sleep in?] a soft bed of green moss in a tree cottage in a sylvan setting with peace-loving elves dancing to the flutes (^-^)
[whats your bedtime?] 3-4 am
[how many pillows do you have?] thwee
[do you like to dance?] i like to sway and look cute too \(^-^)/
[do you like to sing?] hmmmm
[are you any good at it?] hmmmm
[how many cds do you have?] tons - used to buy original music albums pirated games, now there's a remarkable switch to CD-Rs >:D buahahahahaahaa
[talk on the phone?] sometimes
[how many times have you moved houses?] thwee times
[what do you think of chain letters?] i delete them... as long any mail contains even a single phrase that goes like "send this to", its byebye to the mail unless the content is deemed worthy of another's attention
[do you like where you live?] ooohh lovely
[is your room messy?] sometimes

[how many people go to your school?] less than 10% of all students?
[do you like your writing?] only the well worded ones
[do you like to finger-paint?] i think i prefer to pencil-draw
[what do you smell like?] i smell like freedom
[are you organized?] if it suits my purpose
[what do you put on hotdogs and hamburgers?] watever is available to be stuffed in
[do you sleep with a stuffed animal?] but they're all hard
[do you sleep with socks on?] do you sleep with gloves on? --"

[are you ticklish?] dont come near me!
[are you shy?] *blush*
[do you talk to yourself?] it's interesting how u can get carried away in a highly charged simulated self-conversational environment if the topic is provocative and intriguing enough
[is your house 1, 2, or 3 stories?] 1
[do you have a basement or an attic?] nay
[what flavor fluoride do you get at the dentist?] i never go to the dentist
[Did you go to preschool?] yes
[are you a morning person?] im a noctursaurus
[whats your favorite outfit?] yellow spandex and adamantite retractable claws (U go n die la tabe --")

[do you have a friend that you wish wasn't?] regretfully
[who has the sexiest voice in the world?] marilyn manson
[who has the most annoying voice in the world?] emerson
[whats your evil test score?] angelic
[do you believe in reincarnation?] maybe
[Do you believe in God] not the people's god sorry
[do you believe in aliens?] the possibility should not be ignored
[do you believe in ghosts?] there are
[do you believe in bigfoot?] it's hidden
[do you believe in the loch ness monster] do u believe in a whale's dick in the middle of a fresh water lake when nobody talks about it in documentaries featuring sea/ocean creatures? do u believe in the long necked seal that receives public attention only when it's associated with Loch Ness?

[whats your favorite feature (on yourself)?] my giant invisible mole
[what do you do when you're nervous?] maximized movements
[Who's your role model?] none in particular... myself
[what celebrities do you act like?] most recently, Gackt... but soon i'll act like Emerson wuahahahaahhaa :x
[do you like classical music?] when the mood is right
[how old do you wish you were?] 2003

[what will you name your daughter?] alien
[son?] predator
[have you ever gone skinny dipping?] no, dun wanna be a B-grade horror victim... anyways, Singapore where got place to skinny dip?! reservoir ah!?
[have you ever thought you were gonna die?] not that close
[where do you wanna go?] to the kitchen ... Food Raider >:D~~~
[list all your classes] 1B, 2B, 3B, 4A, 5D, 6D, 1E1, 2E1, 3E1, 4E1 (funny i cant remember my JC's), Fighter, Mage, Cleric, Thief and Bard
[whats the best advice you've ever been given?] Never save shit
[whats your motto?] Never too old to be young \(^-^)/
[would you rather be tall or short?] ask Edmund ('x')v
Monday, May 05, 2003
"Life is like a video game. If you know the cheat codes please share."
- tabe
Sunday, May 04, 2003
Happy birthday Noshuu, Ivan, Rimei. On behalf of all the rest of the kids, I would first like to thank my mom, my dad, and, not to forget, the people behind the set - scriptwriter, director, producers and all, I'm sorry I can't mention all your names but you will all be in my heart - thank you all so much for your guidance, it's been great working with all of you. Of course, I shouldn't forget - thank you very much to the sponsors, the label and the company. Thank you dear sister, mom, dad... you've been the greatest - this whole thing wouldn't have been possible if not for your encouragement and loving support during all those times when it seemed I simply couldn't take it anymore. Most of all, thank you God for helping to make this all possible. I love you all very much. Thank you, thank .........................
eh? ('x')?
WATTAFUCK!!?!?@##$$
Nao hia eh....... Wrong script la!! Which idiot sabo me ah!?
Okay... okay.... a hundred thousand tanks and warplanes for the 3 of you - Noshuu, Ivan, Rimei - for the generous treat yesterday wor... \(^-^)/
Shipment due to arrive anytime this month.

Ah... on another note, hiak hiak hiak hiak hiak! Went to the flea market first yesterday - my Alien and Predator Movie Maniacs 6 will be arriving sooooooon... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Friday, May 02, 2003
My exams are over! Yippee yippee yaaay yaaaaay!
\(^-^)/
I love my freedom and my freedom loves me!
\(^-^)/
Hail tabe! Hail tabe! Hail hail hail tabe!
\(^-^)/
I got A- for my anime-manga project essay!
\(^-^)/
Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!
\(^-^)/
All play and no work makes me feel so gay!
\(^-^)/
eh f u! dun think crooked okay!
\(^-^)/
yahahahahahahahaahahaa!!!!
\(^-^)/
3 cheers n 3 cheers n 3 cheers for tabe!!!
\(^-^)/ Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! \(^-^)/
\(^-^)/ Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! \(^-^)/
\(^-^)/ Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! \(^-^)/
All my hardwork during this stressful period has paid off, hardwork at slacking that is...
Now I can happily reap the fruits of my hard labour!
Muahahahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa!!!! >:|

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